A question. Well, first some background. Let’s say there was a party at the home of a certain blogger, and at said party, one of the highlights was a small herd of bouncy ponies, rented from a reputable party rental establishment. And let’s say, hypothetically, that owner of said establishment (who had been paid handsomely for said herd) said he would return on the evening of the party to retrieve the herd. Then, let’s say that evening came and went, with no pony pickup, and the blogger called the pony purveyor who went on about “rain delays and yadda yadda I’ll be there tomorrow afternoon.” Then let’s say that at many-hours-after-afternoon-o’clock, the ponies have yet to be wrangled and returned to their home pasture.
NOW, a question. Well, a few of them.
Do I Does said blogger have a “nine-tenths of the law” situation? Said blogger really loves her them ponies. Their owner does not appear to love them. They have not been properly sheltered, fed, bathed, etc., by him for more than 24 hours. Should the blogger call the SPCA? Animal Control? She might be considering saying, should the pony owner call, “Horses? What horses?” Or maybe, “There was a stampede, and they’ve R-U-N-N-O-F-T!”
What to do, what to do?