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41. I loves me some socks. I love to buy socks, and to receive socks as gifts. I love the pretty, silky patterned, trouser socks. And fuzzy socks. And socks with monkeys, ladybugs, flowers and whatnot on them. And plain socks in pretty colors. And practical colors. And sneaker socks. Lotsa lotsa sox.
42. I hardly ever wear socks.
43. I collect some things:
Miniature porcelain boxes. I have um, a few dozen, maybe. Some cost $100s — Limoges, Halcyon Days — one cost $1 at an antique store in Wyoming. Their monetary value isn’t the appeal; just their appeal to me is the appeal.
Hedgehogs. I love them. I have a few — stuffed; cast iron, on the hearth; resin for the yard . . . I’m not sure when I started liking them or why. Long ago, and just because they are whimsical, I think 🙂
Mother and child sculptures. And this can be interpreted very broadly. People, animals, little girls with dolls . . . One of my favorites was given to me by a friend and sits on my desk at work. When I removed it from the box, I noticed there was a chip in it. She was immediately embarrassed and apologetic. I loved it even more for that. How perfect — there is always a chip in the mother-child relationship, always some blemish. And it’s no less beautiful for that.
44. I am medically weird. I don’t respond the way most people do to medications. And I have had bizarre symptoms appear (e.g., about 6 weeks when my hands “didn’t work,” off and on — scary) and then mysteriously disappear, without ever having been diagnosed or treated. My own doc understands and believes me now. So that, I can call her and say, “I think I have pneumonia, because I am really tired all the time,” and she’ll send me for an xray, and I’ll get my pneumonia treated. This has happened, more than once. No cough, no fever, just feeling limp. I always tease my doc that I am there to keep her from getting bored. I am SO rarely a textbook case, with anything. But I am pretty much in tune with my own body and what’s going on in it.
45. I did not attend my own father’s funeral, in 1994. I had surgery, actually, two surgeries, the day that he died. I was not able to travel for the funeral.
46. Seven years ago this month, I had a client commit suicide. It was one of the worst things that has ever happened in my life. I almost didn’t want to do what I do anymore. I might write about it some time. Her family actually gave me permission at the time to use her story to write anything that might ever be of help to anyone. A lot of things changed in me, then.
47. I have Panic Disorder. It is very rare that I have symptoms of it, now. I pretty much have it under control. But once your brain “goes there,” it can always go back. I’ll write a post about it some time, because I know now that many of you reading have it, too. And maybe we can be of some help to each other. So, yea, some day I’ll write about that.
48. A few times a year, I get serious bouts of insomnia. Most recently, just a week or so ago, I had maybe 2 nights with no sleep at all, surrounded by maybe 3 nights with 2 or 3 hours. This is not good. Someone functioning on that little sleep is literally not in her “right” mind. Thankfully, it always resolves itself and I go back to sleeping normally.
49. I have encountered a few famous people. I ate dinner in local restaurants next to Pat Sajak and his family, and (another night, another restaurant) Charles S. Dutton and a woman who was not his wife (probably his sister, I’m sure). I once had a brief but lovely conversation with Mary Chapin Carpenter, in a club where she was performing before she got “really big.” And I once had a long, enjoyable telephone conversation with David Copperfield, when I interviewed him for a newspaper article I was writing. I never cared much for him before that, but he was charming as all get-out. He informed me that he was in bed, in his underwear, and I woke him up. (Um, just to be clear, that is not evidence of his having been charming; that’s just um, more information; the charming came later.) And of course, I must mention that Rosie O’Donnell commented on this blog, because I’ve been thinking about this blog and all that’s happened here, because . . .
50. Today is my blirthday! My first blogiversary! I swear I never thought I’d be here for a year. I read blogs for about eight months before I took the plunge. I even “guest posted,” if you could call it that, on Bucky’s site, after emailing her soft-porn Gumby pics 🙂 (Um, the later hardcore stuff, that was all her, OK?) When I first started looking at the whole blogging phenomenon, I thought it was a total freakshow. I could not believe you crazy-ass people on here telling everybody your business.
And now, I have to say, this is the most fascinating, most fun hobby I have ever pursued, and it is, by far, the hobby in which I’ve made the most and dearest friends.
*sniff* Thanks, you crazy-ass freaks. *sniff*
For the other “things about me” lists, for which I am too lazy to write links, see March 28, May 5, July 13 and August 15, of last year. After a whole year of blogging, I still don’t have my “100 Things About Me” that every blogger really should have. So, if there’s anything you want to know, ask me here, and I’ll either answer in the comments or save it for elaboration in the next “10 Things…” post. You know, unless it’s something that’s none of your damned business :p