I had insomnia over the weekend, as I sometimes do, and while I was thinking about doing another “things you may have heard while hanging out with us” post, I was also cleaning up my email inbox. I like to play with words, to do things with them that neither God nor man ever intended. So I did this. This is a post, including the title, composed entirely of snippets from some emails of the past week, sort of “things you may have heard while hanging out in my inbox”:
damn, I’M HUNGRY!
Is he showing up yet? Hopefully he is . . .
that’s a great story about the package!
I’m sure I meant the big one. I think it’s time for me to go to bed.
And I mean QUICK!
if that can’t lift my spirits some, nothing can.
RUN WITH IT!!!
Dear lord . . . now THAT is low-hanging fruit.
it’s gotta be the hair. There’s no other explanation.
I knew I shoulda gotten that sex change when they had the deep discounts . . .
Oh wait . . . you’re leaving off the part about the whore, right? RIGHT???
I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t share
Many people would croak if they really knew
I HAVE YOUR IP AND WILL HAND IT OVER TO THE POLICE IF THIS CONTINUES.
there’s no need to kick my ass
You are always so cute when you smoke crack!
Now? Not so much . . .
Thanks for sharing, dork.
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Now, don’t be thinking that you can’t email me, because all your secrets will be lifted and put into a post. I was careful not to choose anything that would identify anyone, although Bucky some people may have a certain style, a certain flavor to their discourse that may make such people identifiable. These are lines from at least 8 different people. Only 1 line is mine. Can you guess which one? Think you recognize anyone else? Not that I’ll tell 😉
What Was I Thinking? 