Those turkey farmers across the hall from my office are at it again. Apparently since the turkey holidays are over, they have some time for recreation. And their recreation of choice is the building of snowmen, or, as one of them corrected me, “snowmans.”
This snowman has low self-esteem. His nose is running, he slouches, and his mom dresses him funny.
This snowman is going to a formal affair. See his top hat? His self-esteem is better, although he is out of touch with his body. Especially the bottom third of it.
This snowman will need corrective footwear. But he has a very fine hat. See the round, fuzzy thing on top of the hat? When a round, fuzzy thing is on top of a hat, we call it a “pom pom.”
What do we call it when it is located here? This snowman may have had an accident, or even an illness, but he can still live a normal, happy life.
This snowman is smiling from eye to eye. Why do you think that is?
file under: &The Kids Across the Hall