But you don’t quite know what it is? Then Google yourself! I took this highly entertaining meme from Eclectic and SoozieQ. Do a Google search on your first name plus the word “needs.” And Google will tell you just what you need. I learned that: 1)There are some seriously needy Susies; and 2)Susie is a rather popular pet name. I divided my needs into three categories (my commentary is in italics):
Questionable:
Susie needs a lightweight manual wheelchair.
Susie needs a special home with someone who can spend the time to get her through her rehab.
Susie needs constant care, supervision and support . . . Furthermore, Susie needs a very structured environment that it is impossible to create in our home.
Susie needs an assistant secretary in case she is sick.
“Susie Needs Some Assertiveness Training.” Actually, I do OK in that area, thank you.
Curious:
SUSIE NEEDS INFORMATION
Susie needs to think through her constructs of parent involvement and parenting classes.
Susie also needs mending.
Susie needs to learn that baking doesn’t always have to include baking yourself.
Susie needs Matt to supply the male support and approval she doesn’t get from Carl. Yea, Carl, what do you have to say about THAT?
Astonishingly accurate:
Susie needs lots of love.
Susie needs the support of every single one of us. What, like I’m gonna decline that?
Susie needs a lot more psychological help . . . Yea, yea, so they say . . .
Susie needs to be reimbursed. This one, I LIKE!
Susie needs more practice. At certain things, perhaps . . .
Susie needs to be contained. Just don’t fence me in, I get claustrophobic.
“Susie Needs a New Wardrobe.” I can attend to this one as soon as I get reimbursed!
Susie needs very much to be a part of the family and will thrive in a patient, loving home. Aw. This Susie is blessed, got that right here 🙂
What Was I Thinking? 
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