Comcast internet news has the best headlines. Like the title of this post. The headlines are so good/bad that I never read the articles they entitle, because, really, the article couldn’t possibly be as good/bad as the headline, which tells me all I need to know. “Letterman Rips Into O’Reilly.” The visual from that is [...]
Archive for October, 2006
Truck Spills Two Tons of Pig Heads
Posted in Can't Make This Stuff Up, Family, WTF Disease on October 31, 2006 | 31 Comments »
Trick or Treat!
Posted in Biscuit on October 31, 2006 | 10 Comments »
I can already hear you PETA types, “Oh, poor thing has no eyeholes again!” Yea, yea, I know. He has an appointment coming up at the Dog Wash soon. Believe me, with the way my hands work these days, you don’t want me near his eyes with scissors. And frankly, a seeing-eye dog (that is, [...]
Photo by Squirl Sunday Post ~ "It is good to ha…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 29, 2006 | 26 Comments »
Photo by Squirl
Sunday Post ~ “It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” – Ursula K. LeGuin
Psalm 143:10-11
file under: &Sunday Post
Sunday Post ~ a theme: Failure and Forgivene…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2006 | 20 Comments »
Sunday Post ~ a theme: Failure and Forgiveness
“You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.” – Mary Pickford
“. . . you have as many clean slates as you want with me.” – [...]
The Lingerie Nazi: Bringing Sexy Back
Posted in Can't Make This Stuff Up on October 17, 2006 | 35 Comments »
The weather is definitely changing here, and the nip in the air has me assessing my bedtime attire for its warmth and snuggliness. It also reminds me of a story from this time last year, when I went to update my intimate wardrobe at a local lingerie store. Not the one with “Secretions” in the [...]
Sunday Post ~ a theme: Temptation (talk among…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 15, 2006 | 28 Comments »
Sunday Post ~ a theme: Temptation (talk amongst yourselves)
“Every conquering temptation represents a new fund of moral energy. Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was before.” – William Butler Yeats
“We usually know what we can do, but temptation [...]
Pardon the Intruption
Posted in Can't Make This Stuff Up, Family, Partial Nudity on October 13, 2006 | 28 Comments »
As anyone who’s ever been a parent — or a kid — knows, sometimes certain family members behave badly. They drive other family members crazy, with their not listening, and their interrupting, and their going on and on and not really saying anything helpful, and sometimes they yell, which is just rude. These certain family [...]
Dunk’d!
Posted in Can't Make This Stuff Up, Family on October 11, 2006 | 24 Comments »
Talking to William about “dunking” in the comments on the previous post, I was reminded of the time I learned of my religious heritage on my father’s side. A while back, as part of preparation for a family reunion, my Aunt Weezie sent me a booklet in which a cousin had written the genealogy of [...]
I wonder if NBA players have this problem . . .
Posted in Can't Make This Stuff Up, Family on October 9, 2006 | 24 Comments »
LG just had her “evaluation” for placement on a basketball team (although, since Jif is assistant-coaching, we kinda know what team she’ll be on). She plays on a church-affiliated, inter-denominational league, in which the emphasis is heavily on sportsmanship, character-building, and such. No demon-parents screaming at kids, refs, etc. In fact, this is an excerpt [...]