My only happiness in life is reading this blog. If you do not help my friend Susie soon, I will be forced to hack into your datacenter and post close up pics of my cellulite on your blogger toolbar. Flag this you bitches.
Oh ya, and f**k google too.
That is all.
Who needs my posts when you have my commenters? What? Oh, yea, without posts I don’t get any comments. Doh!