In addition to makin’ copies, Biscuit is an excellent paper shredder. He shreds napkins, paper towels, tissues and the like. Lucky for him that he’s cute.
As seen on America’s Most Wanted
He has no eyeholes at the moment. He is scheduled to get some new eyeholes next Tuesday at 4 p.m., at the Dog Wash.
And today is also
Stuff Portrait Friday
Kristine gave me some credit for the idea, but it was really hers. I just rambled on about what a fun idea it was until she put my name in her post about it.
Today’s stuff:
The ugliest thing hanging on my walls:
We haven’t lived in our house very long, so most of the things hanging in here are things we like. We are very slowly redoing one room at a time. We have not yet made it to the living room which is where you’ll find these babies. Pink draperies, hanging against a wall that is “I’m-so-blue-I-don’t-know-what-to-do Blue.” The next time you see my living room, it won’t look like this. (I don’t know when that will be.)
My hair care products:
I do not feel up to assembling and art-directing a photo shoot of my many and seldom-used products (for reasons that will become clear when you meet my two best friends, below), but I did want to play this game today, so I have chosen my two most amusing products. Ladies and gentlemen, Meet the Flockers:
The authentic Flocker, and the BIG SEXY HAIR Root Pump, which proclaims on the back, “It’s always BETTER when it’s BIGGER!” (That’s not me, that’s the Root Pump talkin’.)
And then our last “stuff” category. My most prized material possession. This was a tough one. A piece of jewelry that Jif gave me? An objet d’art? Something handmade by LG? An heirloom from my family or Jif’s? A Bible? An old photograph? All of these things I considered last night before I went to sleep. Then I woke up this morning with a monster headache, that is, at this very moment, threatening to become a migraine. And my perspective on what’s important in life shifted instantly. My most prized possessions, and indeed, my new best friends:
Trust me, they’re blurry in real life, too.
