Greenie tagged me, with this “Yes, I would, if I only could…” meme tag thing. From this list of possible vocations, I must choose 5 and complete the thought, “If I could be . . .”
Then I must tag 3 other people who don’t know what they want to be when they grow up.
Here goes:
If I could be an INNKEEPER, I would keep a magic inn, where each guest would feel at home when they stayed with us. The home of their best fantasies, whether or not they’ve ever felt that “at home” anywhere before.
If I could be a LIBRARIAN, I would be a national champion Captain of the Book Cart Precision Drill Team Olympics. Roll with it, baby . . .
If I could be a MISSIONARY, I would be “Christian Bitch,” the rock star of missionaries. And I would officially adopt a new position.
“Christian Bitch,” Rock Star Missionary
If I could be a WRITER, I would write a book that would make people smile, and think, and want to do better. And my great-grandchildren would treasure my book so much that they would fight over it. But then they would JUST STOP THAT RIGHT THIS MINUTE! Because Great-Grandma Susie didn’t like fighting.
If I could be a bonnie PIRATE, I would sail the Seven Seas in the company of Johnny Depp as Jack, and confirm his “status” once and for all. Together we would embark on a worldwide booty quest (we already have the worldwide booty).
These are the other career possibilities from which to choose:
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be a professor
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a world famous blogger
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure
OK, I will pass this fascinating exercise on to:
Circus Kelli, Nic, and Kranki, because they are brilliant and stunningly beautiful, and can surely be anydarnthing they wanna be (how they gonna say “no” after that?)
file under: &Memes
