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Through the Bannister
Three Trees and a Sky
I was going to make it a Biscuit Friday, but the VBD refused to sign the photo release. Truthfully, the VBD refused to “stay,” so I couldn’t get a photo that wasn’t his giant brown nose up against the camera lens. So bad.
I took these [...]

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I’ll Never Wash this Blog Again!

It’s been quite a week here at the house. In case you’ve heard, yes, it is true, and in case you haven’t heard, well, yes, it is still true, that on Tuesday, a STAR stopped in and commented on my little blog. This EVENT came about thanks to a one-man volunteer PR firm, who liked [...]

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Booty Flies ~ from "My Life in the Stirrups"

Between the routine gotta-do-it visits to the gynecologist, and various sadistic treatments for infertility before and after LG’s arrival, I have spent more than my fair share of time butt-nekkid in the stirrups. I have shared (with another audience) a few short vignettes, which I call “My Life in the Stirrups.” This is [...]

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Every Story Tells a Story

After the shocking content of last week’s post, I thought I’d better simma down a bit and offer something of some redeeming social value. I love stories — I love to read them, hear them, tell them, use them in my work. This is just a short one, but I truly love it. I clipped [...]

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This is the Mama, at about the same age. I think …

This is the Mama, at about the same age. I think I had been crying here. Probably crying about what they’d done to my bangs!

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Sunday Post ~ Have you made a mess of things? Yo…

Sunday Post ~ Have you made a mess of things? You’re still loved.
Psalm 103:8-12
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Biscuit Friday ~ Makin’ Copies…

If he were a cat, you know what kinda cat he’d be…
Biscuit. Makin’ copies. The Biskinator. Bisco-ramma. Biscuit-eatsa-Triscuit. Makin’ copies.
I love to copy. Sometimes I even exploit my dog in the process. My motto is, “Originality? Whose brainy idea was that?”
Anything worth doing has already [...]

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What’s Your Sign?

The new neon sign has arrived for my office. What do you think? “Let’s put the fun back in dysfunctional,” is attributable to Mary Engelbreit, as far as I know. I have a tote bag and a fridge magnet with this sentiment on them. My brother-in-law saw the fridge magnet once and thought it said, [...]

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The Worst Thing You Can Do is Try to Ignore It

Recipe for a lazy post (also known as “letting your commenters entertain one another”):
Take one woman whose judgment is so clouded by blogging that she writes a post about her ass…Add a bunch of clever ass-cracks written by equally addled commenters…Plus a good suggestion by the lovely and talented Annejelynn…and…VOILA!
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George Michael and Me

The following post contains the word, “ass,” about 13 times. There are specific references to George Michael’s ass, and to my own. If this disturbs you (and it probably should), then go away and come back another day. I’m usually not like this…
A couple of weeks ago, in the comments here, after [...]

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